Lingerie

As a measure of how weird our relationship is, L wanted me to buy her a new sex toy last week. Her entire collection of toys numbered.... 1. It was a pink Rampant Rabbit and she wanted something new and different, something that would stimulate her clit. I bought her one of those little ones that you can slip on a finger. She loves it.

Now she wants me to buy her some sexy underwear. Actually, I am not sure whether the idea was originally hers or mine, but while sex toys are relatively straightforward things to buy - even in person - sexy underwear is much more difficult. For a start, there's the size issue. She has confided that she is a (UK) dress size 14, and has a 36C bust. That should be enough to go on. But then, what sort of underwear do I go for?

"Do you want something you can wear in public or just in the bedroom?" I asked

"Out" was the reply.

She couldn't be more specific, so I am left wondering whether to go for sexy-but-classy - the sort of thing she wouldn't mind being caught in if she had to go to hospital and they cut her clothes off, or something a little naughtier that would make her feel wanton and sexy, even sluttish, beneath her clothes. I only have tomorrow to find something, as we are meeting tomorrow evening.

Tonight, though, she sees her new guy, Des. She insists she is not going to go to bed with him just yet, but that it will be soon. I am not jealous - not really. But I am curious to find out whether he's better in bed and hearing about her exploits with someone else would be a tremendous turn-on.