Text flirting bears fruit.... almost.

The act of flirting has been made infinitely easier with the advent of email, Instant Messaging and SMS text messages. When I was young, if you wanted to flirt with someone you had to do it over the phone or face-to-face. When I was young, I was very shy. I didn't flirt with anyone. Well, hardly ever. The first girl I ever asked out on a date (at the age of about 13) turned me down, and it took me a while to recover.

Today, flirting is as simple as Abc. And I am less shy. So when an old friend from the dating site (L) sends me text messages out of the blue asking how I am, sending a saucy, suggestive text message seems to come almost naturally. So when she said she was 'chilling on her bed', the conversation went something like this :
Me: You are terrible - any excuse to take your clothes off :-)
L: I'm fully dressed. What you doing?
Me: Watching a movie on TV. What you wearing?
L: Jeans and a red & white top. You watch too much tv lol.
Me: True
L: I'm sure if things were different you wouldn't
Me: You mean if you were here?
L: Noo, I don't think I would make a difference lol.
Me: I bet you could distract me ;-)
L: U frustrated by any chance lol. u do make me laugh. But let u in on a secret - I feeling a bit like that 2 ;) x Getting interesting....
Me: Very frustrated. So what we going to do about it?
L: No strings? x Ah ha!
Me: None whatsoever. No promises, no expectations. x You see, I have only met her once, and she is not really my type, but I figure if she wants some NSA fun, then who am I to say no?
L: Wot would you like? x
Me: Would like to lick your clit till you come.
L: Bring it on!
Me: Then would fuck you doggy until we both come. Subtle that, I know.
L: I'm wet now :-P lol dam u lol x
Me: Your wetness, my hardness. What we going to do about it?
L: Damn shame you not here now, or its a close escape 4 u lol. I'd blow your mind big time. x VERY promising!
Me: Ok so when can I come round?
L: Come now? x
Me: Can leave now, but only for a couple hours. Would need to leave G alone. Where's H? (her daughter)
L: So you like oral then? Giving and getting? I do Bet u rock hard now? Bet I could make u harder still. H at work, coming home at 5. At this point, it's worth noting that it's 4:30, and the town she lives in is 45 minutes away. Damn!
Me: I love oral both ways, I very hard and I can't get there before 5. Damn!
At this point I tried to call her, but got no reply. Mildly concerned that this was some sort of game that would be spoilt if we were to talk, I called her home number and again got no reply. Sod it, I thought. Then -
L: Couldn't wait. Was playing with myself got carried away. Was amazing. oops sorry. x

My erection was now physically painful from being restricted inside my jeans.
I called her again, and this time she answered the phone.
Me: So did you enjoy that?
L(laughing breathlessly): Mmmm.
Me: So when can I see you for round 2?
L: Don't know, when can you come over?
Me: I can come now for a short while or after dinner.

We agreed that I would come over to her place at 9-ish. She gave me her address and I looked it up on Multimap. I was so horny now, and I could barely believe that this conversation had even happened. So, I had a bath, washed and shampooed and even shaved my nether bits in preparation for the souixante-neuf I planned to enjoy. Then, at around 7-ish came another text message :

L: Can't do 2nite. H got friends coming over. Have 2 see u another time. sorry x
Me: Can we meet at hotel? I was so horny I was desperate for a shag! I even shaved down there for you.
L: Don't tell me that :-( am gutted x
Me: So meet me then. Guarantee you have fun.
L: Can't 2nite hun sorry. Don't worry we will soon. x

So, once again, I have made exciting plans only to have them shattered again. It's a diabolical feminist plot to leave us men horny and frustrated.

It's a distressing sign of my frustration (desperation?) that I am seriously considering taking time off work to meet her for sex.